Purdy Missouri

A town that is not so "purdy" at all.

With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).

Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.

Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.

Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.

by Headphone Larry May 17, 2011

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1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants

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by brad November 26, 2003

Brock Purdy

Current owner of Tom Brady. Formerly known as Mr. Irrelevant.

Also known as Big Cock Brock (BCB), Purdy became the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to win his first start against Brady.

Jimmy G: Brock Purdy is thuggin right now. He just took away the Buccaneers' manhood

by Levi’s South December 14, 2022

Ashley Purdy

(noun) - sex god; bassist of Black Veil Brides; owner of Purdy Porn; actor, featured in several Dennis Westower tapes

Him: Oh, did you hear about Ashley Purdy?
Her: Yea! He just became president of the world!
Him: Oh I was talking about his new Purdy Porn

by Cannibal Clark May 15, 2011

Dirty Purdy

Think of it as a Dirty Sanchez mixed with doing a line of coke at the same time.

She just got the Dirty Purdy and she loves it.

by Khazam June 11, 2008

Mike Purdy

Someone who is a skillful finger painter and is fluent in poopee language

That man is a Mike Purdy! He taught all the children how to finger paint!

by Maso_419 November 26, 2019

james purdy

a little gay fock that is hella retarted and gets rally uncomfortable when your wiggle his elbow making silly noises

"god that little cunt JAMES PURDY is gay"
"oath bah i aggree ngl"

by yeah yeah man September 6, 2020