driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx

Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.

by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

bustin some porcelain

Taking a huge dump

Damn that guy was bustin some porcelain in the restroom

by mrodIV November 11, 2014

porcelain chill

That cold sensation one receives when they sit on a cold toilet seat.

Guy one: "Dude, your bathroom is cold as hell"

Guy two: "I know! I got a total porcelain chill when I went to take a dump.

by dundunduuuuun December 27, 2011

Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021

Porcelain Beauty

A Goddess among fools she is the one who keeps the mortals in line. By the wrath of her whip you shall know her.

Her skin shines like sun but do not be fooled that she will show you mercy when you show her cheek you will be marked.

Her words, smile, smell and laugh will haunt your mind forever more.

She is the one, The Bitch, The Only One you will ever need.

Porcelain Beauty
Mistress
Dominatrix
Goddess
Your Highness

by Porcelain Beauty November 21, 2011

Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003