red purcell

Someone who has not answered the phone to specsavers because there afraid to get classes

He never answers his phone because hes a red purcell!

by Kejeoajsjsjsbejs May 23, 2022

Purcelled

When everytime you say something to someone and they don't know how to respond they just say CSB (Cool Story Bro).

Every time I talk to Mike I get Purcelled.

by repeater May 27, 2011

Purcel

Defined as purposefully celibate to avoid the pitfalls of modern dating.

I am purposely celibate, Purcell, in this job to avoid getting caught up in unnecessary encumbrances.

by Holmieum July 28, 2025

Purcell

A complete dumbass a god damn dumbass

“Yo Purcell today lets go to the mall after school”
“Okay When”
“P you’re a god damn dumbass”

by HeardJu2600 April 5, 2019