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Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.
As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.
by TacoBellDawg711 October 20, 2009
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Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.
Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(
by Xephe April 10, 2015
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Punching the Asterisk

To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.

My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
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Punching bag oc

A punching bag oc is usually an oc made to be used in different horrible and gore situations for the viewers and artists intertaintment. A punching bag oc can also be used if the artist is suffering with mental disorders, and need a way to get emotions out.
Person 1: i like your oc, but why do you draw them like that?
Person 2: oh, it's a punching bag oc.
by Bl00dybUnnY August 26, 2021
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punching the ghost

when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paul’s Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. “no worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!”
by Uncle Joosie March 19, 2022
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punching air

Karen Was punching air when the manager didn’t help her get her way.
by Trippy0_o July 14, 2020
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punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat
An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.
by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2009
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