puberty hit me like a truck

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot

Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

by persuasionbypoop July 7, 2017

Puertopino

Mixed ethnicity... Male Puerto Rican and Filipino

What race is he? ooh he must be Puertopino

by Randy Calpe May 23, 2008

Puberty Parm

Someone who no one knows about/extremely ugly, but when puberty hits them, they're suddenly the most popular kid around.

Friend: He's totally the puberty parm of the school.

Me: ikr

by britneyxx December 9, 2012

nightmare on puberty street

A crappy show we're forced to watch in middle school.

"Dude did you see nightmare on puberty street?"
"Not yet but that shits gay af."

by ReversingTime December 17, 2018

Font puberty

When a font, as the size largens, becomes more smooth and less jagged looking. Usually occurs around size 14px, where you can really distinguish the smoothness of the letter.

Arial has it's font puberty at size 14, while Century Gothic has it at 18.

by ColorMyStereo November 20, 2009

Puberty

That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging.

They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive.

(if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)

Mother: God donut rick! Our water bill is twice as much as it was last month! Is this a mistake?!

Father: Hunny... it's puberty.

by Hart07 August 25, 2014

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021