pud wacker

A dude who masterbates all the time.

Chad is such a pud wacker.

by iulawboy July 28, 2004

Pud Mashing

Forcing a flaccid penis into a vagina.

Last night My sick didn’t work so Jessica was in for a night of pud mashing

by Pud masher January 13, 2022

Pull the pud

To masturbate,to burp the worm

"That was a great episode of Baywatch last night.Soon as it finished I had to go upstairs and pull the pud

by Uncle Len May 11, 2004

pud boy

A clueless turd , that has no idea what's going on.

I have to explain everything , slowly , to this guy. What a pud boy.

by Cliffe009 January 5, 2017

Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.

I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.

by Jafr2 January 15, 2009

whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

by CherryBom April 28, 2010

Pulling the Pud

Jerkin' Off

I ponder the posibility that I've been pulling the pud too much.

by Masterman-Z October 21, 2009