CherryBom's definitions

whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

by CherryBom April 28, 2010