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Psychosomatitch

An imagined itchiness at the mention of a parasite such as bedbugs or lice.
The mere mention of lice gave her a psychosomatitch
by Jafbaritone February 23, 2017
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Psychosomatic

When you are in pain but your mind makes pain feel much worse, when you think and feel like you are sick but yoor not.In my friends case, being an idiot
Me: hey idiot check out this broken wire

Idiot: Dont touch me with that you will hurt me *idiot sounds*

Me: *touches him with my finger

Idiot:*cries* Ow stop that hurts

Me and other friends: *touches wire and doesnt get shocked*

Me:it didnt shock me or my friends

Stupid crying Bitch idiot: Well are we the same? We have different skin, i have hispanic skin and you have black skin

Me: What i touched you with my finger

Idiot: shut up *cries*

This is how dumb people can be
I know this because this because this happened 2 hours ago

My brain cells: Gone

Psychosomatic
by Poopbuttbootyface September 9, 2019
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psychosomatic

When mental states an beliefs cause physiological changes to occure.

The scientifically observed effect that when a patient is made convinced that he or she will exhibit symptoms so begins to exhibit them despite no original underlining physical cause.
Billy is convinced he'll loose all his hair like his father, he doesn't realise that's not his dad!
Then his hair is probably falling out due to a psychosomatic effect.
by Rilighan April 3, 2020
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psychopompous

A combination of psychopath (a person who suffers from mental instability to the point of insanity) and pompous (pretentious, commonly used to refer to someone who speaks in a periphrastic manner).
psycopath, psychopomp, pompous, insane
Teacher: "White privilege blah blah I love to hear myself talk blah blah In Huck Finn, Mark Twain uses the philosophical and socioeconomical meaning of territory to convey a message about the corrupt morals of western society and to symbolize the injustices of racism blah blah I bought a stun gun over the weekend blah blah white privilege."
Class: You're so psychopompous. Stop talking.
by ilovethisword April 12, 2008
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Psychopotamus

When someone is a huge psycho. It is a cross between a psycho and a hippopotamus. Hippos are large animals and thus psychopotamus' are huge psychos.
Claribel won't leave me alone, she's a psychopotamus.
by DrZog March 11, 2011
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Psychosympathetic

The fact of being so sympathetic that it is leads to inconceivable acts of love, forgiveness and trust to people that really do not deserve it.

A psychosympathetic person is usually incredibly naive.

In urban psychology psychosympathy is called the "Mister Happy-face Syndrom"
1) Brad: How come Andy still likes his little cousin Dan? He has bitten, him destroyed his toys and pulled him into mud!

Janet: He must be psychosympathetic... We should talk to him about it.

2) Ted: Brian is so psychosympathetic that he can say such nonsense as "You know, if politicians lie, they must have reasons! I think we should trust them more, if they are where they are it is not because they seek power but because they want to help the nation and the world."

Jeff: And which politician were you talking about?

Ted: BUSH AND HITLER!

3) The priest in the danish movie "Adam's Apples" is at first psychosympathetic (but not only).
by Adam Nonymus October 26, 2009
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Psychopolymania

A woman who lovingly comes on to a man or woman or both at the same time sweet as can be for the excitement of having raunchy sexual relations. Nymphomaniac that is on two kinds of medications. Depression pills for the depression and Methamphetamin for the Mania all at the same time. Nonstop sexual fantasizing prefering multipal partners at a same time. Psychopolymaniacs cannot remember the people they have sex with and cannot enjoy anything more than a one night stand.
No Dude I'm telling you I just fucked the nakad bitch in that room and the Psychopolymaniac kicked me out for trying to peep her after I fucked her.
by Squrrlass April 11, 2005
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