prosser

Noun. A small furry meerkat-like animal that invades ones home or dwelling and builds small burrows into which it lures young girls with eating disorders and forces them to fold t-shirts and perform other menial sex acts.

1. "Ooooh, look over there, there's a prosser on the roof. Look at its curly hair and furry feet."
2. "Lets go to the zoo and watch the prosser feeding"
3. Scene from horror film
Girl 1: I have a bad feeling about this house, somethings giving me the creeps.
Girl 2: I reckon the basement is the safest place, don't you
Girl 1: Maybe, but i think i saw a prosser burrow earlier, we could be walking into a trap.

by monkeyferret April 22, 2007

Prosextination

Procrastinating by having sex each time you get round to near being productive.

All this prosextination is really messing with my exams.

by koydsvoilsad June 1, 2013

Prosextinating

(v.) the act of having copious amounts of sex in the avoidance of productive tasks

She was up all night writing her paper because she had spent the past week prosextinating.

by Chapgrad2015 June 13, 2015

possexican

A possessed Mexican.

Juan Pedro's strength and endurance are unreal! Let's call in the cletgy, I think he is a possexican.

by Avatar7861 July 31, 2019

Gary Prosser

The man the myth the legend. The greatest teacher to ever walk the halls of MUHS. Often did drugs before class. Had random midgets locked up in his cabinet.

Have you had Gary Prosser's class today?

No but I saw him doing a line earlier.

by YOungthug414 August 4, 2016

prosse

Similar in function to that of a traditional "posse," the "prosse" is composed of either real 'working girls' or poorly dressed (and likely intoxicated) women who just make it look like they have sex for money.

1. "I hate leaving my office after dark, the prosse across the street moves in and I'm worried someone will drive by and think I'm picking them up!"

2. "Did you see those girls on the dance floor? I'm not sure where that prosse came from, but they're out in full force tonight!"

by djwendo March 10, 2010

Prosexional

To be very proficient and highly skilled at sexual intercourse.

"Oh my, Stacy. Jim rocked my world in bed last night! He is a real prosexional in the way he handles me."

by real-diculous March 19, 2013