Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic
by Mr BigG April 30, 2015
Get the spoon before poon mug.Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.
by Jazzual August 27, 2011
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Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding
Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!
by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016
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Get the Phoon mug.A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
Get the Poonaner Jones mug.Tokens received by a male while in pursuit of a female. Tokens can be rewarded by the girl you are in pursuit of when you execute down a successful action or phrase.
Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.
There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
Similar to tickets being collected, saved and spent at Chuckie Cheese, the objective when in pursuit of a girl is to receive as many tokens as is necessary to obtain a prize.
There are some circumstances when one could save up hundreds of tokens, but still not be able to cash in a prize, while in other circumstances one could only need one or two, if any, tokens to cash in prizes. At times people walk away having earned a respectable amount of tokens but never getting a chance to cash them in.
I've been getting poon tokens from Jessica all week, I think I'm gonna get a chance to cash them in this weekend.
I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.
I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
I told Katie that I volunteer that hospital and scored several poon tokens.
I brought my little brother to work yesterday and scored loads of poon tokens with the girls in my office.
by irishrugby13 September 24, 2010
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1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
by canoebrain November 9, 2012
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