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Proofcore

Silver: Dam I just got fucked.

Stottie: You mean Proofcored?
by Proofcore October 5, 2021
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hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.
Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!
by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017
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Simon-Proof

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.
Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright
by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020
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Proof of purchase

The somewhat fishy smell left on your fingers after fingering a girl. It can prove to your buddy you hooked up with a girl.
"You want your proof of purchase *sniff*? THERE's your proof of purchase."
by Yankees2000 January 22, 2009
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Post-Proofread

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.
That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.
by iBetty December 26, 2011
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social proof

A term used in the seduction world; it is the act of being seen in the field with other women. This concept can also take on other forms of display such as, entertaining groups of people, being the life of the party, making people laugh..etc. This type of social evidence gives the player a perceived higher social value in the eyes of other females.
"Hey check out that guy with two hot babes around his arms, man he's got some social proof!"
by Bobby Lee - PUA August 27, 2006
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proofies

Dude I don’t believe you Jessica did that!!!
Yeah here’s proofies
by a.n.g.e.l. February 10, 2021
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