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ProFap

ProFap, in simpleton terms, is advocacy for masturbation. However, there is more to it. ProFap is the solution to living a great life, preventing oneself from tinkering with lust, STD’s, or any unwanted pregnancies. If you are ever second guessing yourself before having sex with a woman, excuse oneself for a moment and bust one out. By doing so, you flush out any hormonal delusion that could have lead you to any of the unwanted consequences listed above. (Our good ol’ post nut clarity!) Be ProFap, be wise!
“Bro, enough of this semen retention man! its not good for you! be ProFap! it prevents prostate cancer, increases sperm quality, AND post nut clarity will prevent you from knocking any bitches up!”
by oneandonlygod!! November 30, 2022
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Flamingo Prolapse

A variant of anal prolapse that only occurs with massive suction. This type of prolapse is quite different from your average prolapse. It peaks out of the anal cavity in a way like the Flamingos head sticks out of its own body.
The students in my class were astonished to see that Mr. Smith had severe Flamingo Prolapse.
by aGrot November 22, 2013
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Anal prolapse

"I think I pushed too hard mark"
"Your arse hole is inside out mate , you got an anal prolapse , home slice
by RamonaBoner September 19, 2020
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Prolapsed Cunt

Worst word possible to describe human who has done you wrong. Applies to all genders.
"Get outta my air you prolapsed cunt."
by LOVEPEACEHAIRGREASE December 20, 2020
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prolapse

n - term for medical condition where the anal ring loses its integrity and the inside of the rectum falls out of the body
The prolapse that followed the extended anusings was almost a relief for Justin.
by Helium March 18, 2003
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prolapse your anus

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.
Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?
by Roger R. August 9, 2006
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anal prolapse

When the rectum protrudes from the anal cavity. This can either be a result of sodomy or over exerting one's self while defacating.
Did you see that red blob come out of that chicks ass while she was shitting on his face?!?!? She's got an anal prolapse.
by UNH Biochemistry October 27, 2009
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