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Podgerer

The part of a clipper/swan or similar cigarette lighter which holds the flintwheel. This can be removed and is used for packing down/inserting a roach into the end of a joint.
"You got a podgerer mate? I can't get this bastard roach into my spliff"
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progervative

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.
Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.
by progervative January 25, 2009
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orifice people prodders

A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.
Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.
by Impudicus April 10, 2019
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Podger

verb (to Podger) The act of using one item, usually elongated, to poke into a receptacle.

Noun (a Podger) Any item used in the pursuance of the act of podgering.
I need a podger to manipulate the tobacco in this roll up cigarette to enable me to place my filter.

I gave her a damn good podgering with my hand behind the bike sheds.
by the_judge_g April 25, 2011
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prongered

A sudden unexplained departure. Due to Chris Pronger leaving Edmonton less than a week after the finals.
Dude, that chick prongered on me. What a shame.
by duuby October 26, 2006
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podgering

The act of having sex using your podger
Last night i gave my girlfriend such a good podgering she baked me a cake.
by Jengybhoy May 29, 2007
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chess progger

Usually a young individual from the ages of 12 to 24 that
uses a hacked chess UCI to cheat at online chess, thus giving
them a highly inflated ELO rating, while skewing legitimate
players ratings. Their internet ELO rating is usually well
over the master level of 2200, even though their real world,
Over The Board (OTB) rating is typically below 1400.
By cheating unknown individuals over the internet anonymously, proggers give themselves a false sense of accomplishment and gratification. They are selfish losers who only care about winning at any and all costs.
Damn it! That little fucking chess progger checkmated me again in under 30 moves and in only two minutes, twenty seconds (five minute clocks).
by V0n December 2, 2011
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