Blue Cloud of Profanity

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".

If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.

by Baalorian October 11, 2015

Profanitism

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga

"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!

by profanitist March 12, 2009

Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.

(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right

by Catalysis April 23, 2010

Profanity

When professionals show their fannies in public

It could also mean a cuss word

1. That profanity party is insane!

2. Don't use profanity in my house

by SimDevoSlipknot May 29, 2016

prudacity

The act or state of being prudish in an obvious sexually-stimulating situation.

Jen displayed utter prudacity when she turned her nose up at the idea of us all going to the strip club. Everyone knows she teaches a pole dancing class at the gym.

by simply scott June 3, 2010

Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 9, 2010

Profanity

Words such as ass,bitch,fuck,bastard,dumbass,asshole,muthafucka,and penis

I'm gonna kill you bitch!

by Erin Wakey Balowey November 18, 2003