Proculsexual

A sexuality of which you have an acctraction to somebody/someone you know your never going to be in a relationship with, such as a celebrity or fictional characters

Person 1:"They have so many waifu's/husbando's."

Person 2:"They're so Proculsexual."

by anonymous December 18, 2020

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Procreate

to multiply, or the result of having sex

"i will surely bless you, and will surely multiply you."

"i want a son; lets procreate."

by Ekim Drachir February 29, 2004

Perculate

when a womans vagina becomes wet upon arrousal and drips. it comes from a term used when talking about a coffee machine, the coffee perculates dripping from the machine into the pot. like a coffee machine, a woman gets hot and begins to perculate, as she cools down the perculation subsides

sophie hoard kneeled above my face legs spread. i told her she had a beautiful cunt, while running my fingers up and down her legs. she became arroused and began to perculate into my mouth.

by Tomb October 5, 2006

perculate

a graphic way to describe one gaining moisture in personal areas during sexual arousal.

"Yo she got so nubbed up she started ta perculate

by dahatecatalyst September 26, 2005

Projaculate

To projaculate is, simply, to projectile ejaculate. Similar to projectile vomiting but more enjoyable.

'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.

by Figaro666 January 13, 2011

proculsexual

Where you are attracted to someone/somebody you know you won’t be in a relationship with for example celebrities or fictional characters.

Occurs a lot in teenage girls towards older boys.

Emily: Duuuude I have such a huge crush on Adam!

Me: See that’s why you are proculsexual

by Jessica Whitlock June 2, 2021