Procrastineating

Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.

Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."

by Ablrsn April 23, 2017

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing

"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"

by Mandixoxo April 18, 2018

Procrastinegg

An egg that one cooks/eats as a means of procrastinating.

Person 1: Are you eating an egg instead of doing school work?
Person 2: Why, yes I am. This is a procrastinegg.

by sexgod47 April 24, 2019

Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

Procrastinertia

The law of procrastinertia states that a person at rest remains at rest, and a person at work remains at work unless acted upon by a force of moners

Parents: Get off your ass and build an airplane from scratch
Me: no
Parents: why not?
Me: procrastinertia

by Glucose Paternal Figure April 6, 2021

Procrastineria

noun. The feeling of irritation and self hatred for procrastinating to the last minute and it failing

-Leila's project ended up getting a C, it made her feel a lot of procrastineria

by Nxdia404 July 8, 2023