urination proclamation

When you laugh so hard that you pee your pants, and then mention it to your friends.

Marty: Hahahahahaha. I just peed my pants.

John: Ew. Dont give me a urination proclamation.

by Eugine557 February 28, 2009

emancipation proclamation

By dingo!

<Chef> Haven't you heard of Emancipation Proclamation?
<Sarge> Uh, I don't listen to hip-hop.

by Anonymous October 14, 2006

Depantcipation Proclamation

A parental protest against their children's choice of pants. Threatening to take away the choice to wear too tight, sagging, or just plain ugly pants.

"The depantcipation proclamation went into effect the moment you came down the stairs in the stairs in those jeans. Now, take them off and hand them over."

by Rychenroller January 26, 2013

Cuddleplan Proclamation

A whimsical declaration of intent to embark on the journey of starting a family together.

With a twinkle in his eye, he leaned in close and whispered, 'It's time for a Cuddleplan Proclamation, my love.

by Spoofu May 27, 2024

Education before Proclamation

Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.

People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!

by The Lady Rowan May 31, 2020

Procremation

The view that burial is a waste of space.

Son: Dad, where would you like to be buried?
Dad: I believe in procremation, son, so scatter me over the sea.

by jozi07 October 6, 2010

broclamation point!!!

adding the word BRO! to the end of a sentence to sound like a badass.

more commonly used broclamation point!!!

You owe me five bucks, BRO!

I had to go the store to get my chick tampons, BRO!

by slappinfish August 15, 2010