procrastabortion

The term for what a mother does when she wants an abortion but keeps procrastinating on it. She either keeps pushing it back until the baby is born, and it is too late, or have the abortion much later than she is supposed to.

ex.)
Mom: Nina, please stop procrastaborting! You have to get rid of this baby before high school starts!

Nina: Maybe later. I'm way too tired.

Mom: Oh, you and your procrastabortion.

...

6 months later, Nina's baby is born.

by PJ Queen August 15, 2009

procrastabate

putting aside an unpopular task by physically or mentally "jerking off". part of the slacker mentality, the procrasti-Nation.

I know that I really should do my homework but instead I'll procrastabate by multislacking, i.e. grazing through the internet while the t.v. drowns on and I stare out the window, watching the clouds.

by germinator7 July 10, 2007

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

procrastachievement

the art of putting off an onerous task by accomplashing a less onerous one.

Instead of doing expense reports at work I worked on definitions for Urban Dictionary, this procrastachievement helped me avoid real work for a little while

by photominer May 27, 2009

Procrastabooking

To be on Facebook when there is significant amount of work to be done instead.

Man i should of not of been procrastabooking this weekend, i had a huge project due for school Monday.

by jack.royal.renegade February 4, 2010

poochaka

A girl's nether-region

Chelsea, I can see your poochaka and you need to shave!

by mika July 17, 2004

Procrastagnated

the mix between becoming such a procrastinator that you start to become stagnate in inactivity

I procrastagnated so long that I can't motivate myself to even shower off the stench of self-loathing.

by JRobo November 18, 2009