Princeton

n. the most selective Ivy League school with the coolest students... and engineers .

I'm going to Yale for a year, but hopefully I do well enough to transfer to Princeton afterwards.

by hartk July 20, 2008

Princeton

Not really a part of New Jersey, Princeton stands out in many ways. In denial about their proximity to Trenton, residents choose to focus on the elitist university that proudly stands in their midst and the athletic communities that fester as a result. The Princeton Public schools are nationally recognized but anyboby who's anyone goes to private school mainly starting in kindergarden, or at latest, in 6th grade. All the avant-garde highschoolers go to boarding schools, mainly exeter, hotchkiss, taft, and of course Lawrenceville. All middle schoolers dream of going to lawrenceville. For those who aren't ready to leave yet apply as a day student. Only the best of the best get in as day students, and the others are forced to sever ties with homes and move out. Weekends are spent in town shopping at j.crew or morning runs by small world coffee or, as a last resort, starbucks. In June and into mid July children attend sports camps usually focusing on soccer in the early years, eventually progressing onto squash and lacrosse. By august everyone is gone either to Nantucket, the Cape, the Vinyard, or Fishers Island. Most people have nicknames that are printed on the back of appropriately faded sweatshirts, worn with seven jeans, and flip flops year round.

Kelsey: Hey Mads how are you? I haven't seen you in Princeton since forever!
Mady: OMG kels I KNOW I can't believe how long its been! Want to run to small world?
Kelsey: Ah I was just there this morning on my way to lville. Lets go to Halo Pub and you can tell me all about Taft!
Mady: Well, theres not much to tell since you guys killed us at sweet laxin!

Princeton is the New Jersey version of Greenwich.

by anonymous12945738 May 18, 2006

Princeton

A sexy mofo who could get inside my panties anyday. He's in a popular group called mindless behavior with three other sexy mofo's , who could also get in my panites. they have an album out called "Number one girl" you should go cop that. Princeton is known as the "Peacemaker" of the group. If you start drama , he gon' get a peace sign on you.

Damn , that one with the fro fine as hell!
Hell gtfo.. that's my man!
Princeton's gay af!
Mofo , you tickling yo balls if you think he gay..

by Jane Doee January 4, 2012

princeton

This is a phrase made for individuals who have an exceedingly small wanker. They also get little baby hard-ons for mothers of an older age.

*picks dog up off mothers lap*
"Oh my! What a little Princeton you have there!!!"

by Ambroski February 20, 2013

Princeton

NJ's hoodest town yet. spend all day at twist and all night at the fountain. more commonly known as an iv league college, but to mercer, middlesex, somerset, and sometimes even monmouth counties in NJ, its where one goes to blaze that shit, and make fun of drunk frat boys/girls. EVERYONE hangs in princeton if your from central NJ.

dude were totally chillin at princeton tonight bring a dutchmaster!

Were gonna go watch the crew team on the princeton river.

by exsouthstudent August 24, 2010

Princeton

A Princeton is a smart, athletic, and a bit narcissistic person. They are mostly enjoyable to be around due to their sense of comedy and can often help you with your homework. They strive to be the best and to help others along their way, unless they’re assholes. Princeton’s hate assholes.

Person number one: Yo that guy over there is such a Princeton.
Person number two: I know right?

by RizzyUwU December 11, 2019

Princeton

A boy from the iconic boy band mindless behavior

Princeton is an amazing dancer !

by Mindless Behavior December 2, 2020