Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'

Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*

by CPOLD November 24, 2009

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primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

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Evil Primate

Lifeless idiot who threatens other people to "omg teh h4><0r j00 lol".

He just acting stupid, like an Evil Primate.

by EW May 26, 2004

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primate pile up

the act of large primates pileing up on each other and butt fucking performing one big orgy

Dude, did you see that primate pile up on animal planet last night? it was crazy!

by donkey kong6999999999 April 17, 2011

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Primate

VERB : A way of explaining something or someone that takes precedence over your thoughts and emotions for a majority of a time range.

Could mean a positive or negative reaction.

Getting my tax refund really primates my day!

by AlcorzaHebecent May 3, 2024

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Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.

Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...

by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

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