when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'
Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!
Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*
by CPOLD November 24, 2009

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.
by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

by EW May 26, 2004

by donkey kong6999999999 April 17, 2011

When a primate puts its hand in your ass, while another is sucking your meat, and one other has it’s dick in your mouth, all while you are oiled up in whipped cream and are getting shit thrown at you by another primate.
by DumDaddy May 16, 2025

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.
by DumDaddy May 12, 2025

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.
by georg.ws February 1, 2023
