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prevert

When someone gets all excited and acts like a horny pervert previous to anything really happening.
God Jason, I'm just taking off my scarf, do you have to be such a prevert all the time !?
by dw8177 July 7, 2016
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pussy preventor

The female version of a cock blocker. When a female is talking to a guy and another female steps up and ruins her chances for her.
Jill toataly had that guy into her until drunk Sue came up and pussy prevented her. She's a pussy preventor!
by Glennzigx December 14, 2016
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Preject

When someone is rejected of any request (i.e. relationships, prom, etc.) before even getting the chance to formally ask.
Albert: Hey so I was thinking we could meet up at Panera this Saturday?
Alondra: Uhm, we don't really talk that much, but if this is about you asking me to prom, don't bother.
Micah: Dayumm son, I think you just got prejected!
by GoldBloom May 28, 2011
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Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.
Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
by LPO in CA June 19, 2008
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chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.
Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."
by Antrock February 25, 2010
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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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prevert

Mispronunciation/mispelling of pervert. Used by a rather stupid soldier in Stanley Kubrick's film "Dr. Strangelove," and probably elsewhere.
He's into {insert distasteful hobby}!? What a prevert!!
by WombatAscension June 13, 2004
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