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pretenda-hoe

girl who acts like she likes to take or suck alot of cock and misleads many guys into thinking so. (prude hoe)
That girlsleeps in many guys beds but sucks/fucks none of them, what a pretenda-hoe. I hate girls that give rub downs and nothing further; they are such pretenda-hoes.
by Shark River Boys November 3, 2009
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pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.
I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.
by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007
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Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.
"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."
by DollarReel March 6, 2010
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public pretender

Court appointed attorney.
I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders case overload and lack of experience.
by carin_is_sharin October 12, 2007
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Pretender

A woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual sex, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous 'casual' sex with a man.
Do you know Linda? Linda is a Pretender and a Closet Freak. When she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have sex unless she's married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have sex with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.

I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.

I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore
by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013
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Pretendafriend

a person who only wants to be your friend when they need something or you are their last resort.
(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!
by THATgirl1986 January 5, 2011
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pretend busy

The art of walking around at work, moving papers from one place to another, to give the impression that a person is busy at work
I was so pretend busy at work today; I completely missed the Christmas party that we had today.
by mslalib December 20, 2013
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