Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

pretard

Someone who pretends to be retarded for financial gain or to avoid punishment

"He's a pretard. He acts retarded so they won't spank him."

by HedyBlog January 25, 2008

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

pretard

the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard

You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!

by ImAGermanDood January 25, 2007

Pretard

A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything

What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard

by .,.,? April 10, 2019