presenile dementia

The same condition as senile dementia, however describes the condition when it occurs before the age of 65.

Idiot: I think the fact he is placing these objects in such places is due to the Alzheimer's causing senile dementia, we'll have to keep an eye out for Disorientation and Memory loss as well as changes in personality, thank god im chief lecturer at Harvard.
Me: You're a twat, its presenile dementia he is only 64.

by kampin_bunny August 13, 2006

pregmentia

The progressive decline in cognitive function due to the hormonal and blood changes that occur during pregnancy.

Emma: Did you forget your ultrasound appointment AGAIN?!

Meaghan: Cut me some slack, I have a serious case of pregmentia.

by magickat13 April 21, 2009

Presentao

1. Puerto Rican word for someone who gets involved in something that's none of their business 2. A "nosy" individual

Deja de estar mirando lo que hacen los besinos, canto de presentao!
Stop trying to see what the neighbors are doing, you freaking nosy-ass!

by Otoniel January 8, 2005

push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.

Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.

by Stilgar January 4, 2009

Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.

by cajunchick February 27, 2010

Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

premember

To foretell - accurately.
A regular verb.
Just as remember is in the past - after an event looking back, so premember is something you do before an event, looking ahead.

Just as the French have a phrase 'deja vu' we English use premember; so - "Shall we premember the score of tonight's big match?"
or
"There he sits, premembering his order at the chip shop."
"Yeah, and I'll have a large cod with vinegar, no salt; d'you reckon he'll premember that?"

by railtracksurvivor January 16, 2009