Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011

preist

The wrong way to spell "priest"

OMG A PReIST IS A GAY WHO FUKS KIDS!1!!1!1 WTF LOL OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Zlixar June 8, 2004

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

Predictanym

Multiple words created using a single combination of alphanumeric symbols on a mobile phone predictive text.

A Predictanym: 7468 pint; shot; riot

by Koala Lou January 6, 2011

Predictile Dysfunction

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.

The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.

by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017

prect

to intentionally cause offense to somebody

they constantly prect their neighbor by playing loud music

by forty acres June 30, 2023

Boxing Prediction

A boxing prediction is a statement you make before a boxing match stating what you think the outcome will be.

My boxing prediction is that KSI is going to knockout Jake Paul

by LORD KSI July 2, 2021