Pretensivist

A hospitalist who pretends to be, or thinks he/she is an intensivist.

A lot of hospitalists became pretensivists during the pandemic.

That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.

The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.

by Zero_peep_guy February 24, 2022

Pretensivist

A hospitalist or non-critical care physician who pretends to be, or thinks he/she is an intensivist.

A lot of hospitalists became pretensivists during the pandemic.

That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.

The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.

Why doesn’t that pretensivist just do a critical care fellowship? No? Too scared of crashing patients.

by Zero_peep_guy February 24, 2022

Pretendive

A person who pretends too much about everything or about some specific things .

He is soo pretendive infront of my parents for making a good image.

by Cate the capi July 1, 2022

Prefense

The action of avoidance to preclude having to defend from or resist and attack.

Through situational and spatial awareness, a person can avoid circumstances that would require a defense. This is Prefense.

by pdcounterstep September 4, 2022

Preventive Fuck

When you fuck someone’s wife or husband before they do it to you

He’s been hitting on my wife so much that I had to do a preventive fuck to his

by Gradup71 August 31, 2024

Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.

"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!

by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025