Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?
Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.
Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.
Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
by Mouldoid April 15, 2007
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Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
Also known as: "Doing unto others before they do unto you", preemptive self-defense. While preemptive self-defense indicates one striking another do to a large threat from the other, preemptive revenge indicates striking another if they even think of doing something to you, no matter how large or small the threat is.
"I've heard that that guy who's always threating to beat you up is on crutches.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
"Really? Time for some preemptive revenge.."
by KonekoKeita February 19, 2008
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When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.
by maximo hudson January 25, 2009
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Dale: Nice hat, John.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
by jwgrooves August 17, 2010
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Guy 15 seconds into watching '10 minutes of Hitler saying 'Nein!''
Guy: Oh my God, this video is awesome! *preemptive like*
*1 minute later*
Guy: This is so boring...
Guy: Oh my God, this video is awesome! *preemptive like*
*1 minute later*
Guy: This is so boring...
by Riot man October 14, 2011
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2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.
1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.
by daveroust August 17, 2011
Get the Preemptive Ejaculation mug.A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.
Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
by Devin Hush December 4, 2007
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