Female-presenting nipples

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.

They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

by mystymysts December 3, 2018

President Palin

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

President Baby-Man-Boy

Donald Trump

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!

by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017

Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

The President

That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem

Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...

by anonymous September 14, 2020

presidentard

A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great for that person's limited mental capabilities.

"George W. Bush will be regarded by future historians as the greatest, most dangerous presidentard in American history."

by feeriker October 23, 2007

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019