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preciate

short for appreciate,
*to value or admire highly
*to recognize with gratitude
"Bro, looking sharp like a Rasor,...
"preciate that hommie, tru compliment coming from you"

"preciate don't discriminate"
by C2theE June 23, 2008
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predicament and a half

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.
"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."
by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006
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Predickament

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.
Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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predicktion

A guess about future events regarding whether you'll "get some" from a guy.
Making a predicktion about future sexual pleasures is all well and good, but it can also warn if da "generous with his sausage" dude in question is gonna be a real you-know-what in his attitude and overall treatment of you.
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
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Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.
Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"
by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011
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penile predicament

One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
by Adam Mills May 8, 2003
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Predicament

When you're in a tight muddle. Predicaments are broken into classes. Ways to solve predicaments: a) Grab mom, propel fist forward into facial region, retract said fist, propel again with super saiyan force, and repeat until solved. b) Grab cookie dough out of freezer and consume massive amounts until solved. c) Play zelda OOT 34 times until solved (game can be beaten through mind) d) Enter hyperbolic time chamber and train for a year in one days time in the real world. Proceed until solved. e) one is arrested and fired for harassing somebody over the internet. proceed until solved
Predicaments emerge whilst: Game Boy is filched by motherly figure, one may be under small amounts of stress and is hungry, one finds ones self unable to beat a video game, cookie dough has become a scarcity.
"Whehey It's a legendary Droiving stoyle!"
"This sure is a predicament scoob!"
"Mommy NO!! My game boy!!" *punches in face
"I didn't do it!"
"This predicament could be a bad one!"
by Ralph's Splonch January 12, 2010
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