Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly
don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar
bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just
don't get it. I
don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We'
re in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being
pretty bad for us..."
Hym "
Yes, well... We
don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted
red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the
bottom of the mound. I
don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "
Yes,
yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
