Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a
psychopath but to
jump into the polar
bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing.
Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We'
re in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a
zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the
bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You'
re not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made
everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
