predator

The "predator" occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind. He takes a shit in his hand, rubs it on his face, pounds her on the back and screams "GRAAAAAAGH I AM THE PREDATOR".

"I am the predator," he drunkenly yelled. She was disgusted.

by I have none August 13, 2006

Predator

A sexual position taking place in a muddy jungle while both partners talk dirty in Schwarzenegger voices and resulting in explosions and death.

Phrases to use while performing the Predator include: "Ohh yea, dat feels so gud!" and "GET TO DA CHOPPAH!!!"

by GetToDaChoppah December 7, 2011

Predator

Name given to women with attractive figures, but horribly unattractive faces. An advanced form of butter face.

"I thought her ass was totally on the burger, but she turned around and it was all wananaaa, total predator."

by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004

Predator

Yell at them from your own lawn. Because that is a good idea.

Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."

Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."

Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."

Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."

Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."

Iam ".........."

Hym "No response?"

Iam "I'm trying to think..."

Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."

Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."

Hym "I think our fans would disagree."

Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"

Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."

Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."

Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."

Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2022

predator

Someone that somehow predates someone or something else.

The work of Minkowski was published before that of Einstein -- so Minkowski is his predator.

by rorrzo January 15, 2018

Predator

A maneuver performed after sex while your partner uses the bathroom to clean up, you take a shit in your hand and cover your face like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator and hide behind the bed and jump out and scare them.

I gave her a predator in the bedroom and she did not approve!

by Fensler May 8, 2019

Predator

A predator is a male/female that often takes sexual or intimate interest in people of a younger age (usually around 3 years younger)

Jeff is such a predator /pred

by Cirtified gyalist January 2, 2017