Preacher News

A news, conveyed confidently by anyone without checking any facts, which is actually fake news.

Ankit said that Rowan Atkinson has died, but everyone knew that it was Preacher News.

by Batsenpai November 3, 2020

PROMAC&PASTEL

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL

I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011

Premature Catchulation

When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose

John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?

Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.

by Jashn May 24, 2013

premature age

When a person (perferably a teen to young adult) say they are a year+ older then they really are.

Teen girl: Hey mom can i go to the college party?
Mom: No way
Teen girl: But mom im like 18!
Mom:Oh your only 17, stop having premature age!

Girl1:Hey guys lets go to the clubs!
Girl2:omg ya, im in!
Girl3:umm..unless you have a fake ID or premature age we cant get in!

by TiffTiffTaffiny May 22, 2010

Preachin'

A term that can now not only be used to describe someone bitching at ya and telling you what to do but also to describe something that is great or chill or cool or dope or whatever... so yeah, preach on.

person 1: I just bought a dope cruiser bike at the thrift store so now im set for the summer

person 2: preachin' brutha!

friend 1: Shoooot me need practice my engrish today

friend 2: wow thats a preachin' idea

by diggabish May 23, 2013

Premarital Handholding

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022

premature eclapulation

Premature Eclapulation (n.)- The process of clapping (whether it be during events such as plays, operas, and orchestral performances) when the climax of the moment (or the moment most appropriate for ovation) has not yet been reached, often followed by booing and disappointed looks.
premature ejaculation

"That idiot Jack, confusing the theatre's intermittance with the end of the play, drenched the entire audience with his premature eclapulation"

by Dmitry Khrabrov December 24, 2007