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10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005
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Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
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300 Black men for 2 Pounds!

Clash Of Clans Moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: Guess what i bought for 2 pounds
Guy 2: 300 Black men for 2 pounds!
by anonymous May 15, 2023
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vanity pounds

The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."
"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."
by richard bullard barnes November 23, 2007
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7 pounds

Man 1- Dude did you see 7 pounds? It changed my life!

Man 2- No I heard it sucked so I saw Yes Man.
by Macbook January 27, 2009
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ten pounds all but a penny

this means.....................£9.99
my grandma always says this
"oooh it was ten pounds all but a penny!" cheers grandma
by Nobby March 25, 2006
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