pootarded

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

poptard

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

my group is full of poptards

by only one miguel July 20, 2006

Poptardilisious

Everything and anything you want it to be.

You are poptardilisious.

by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010

PontTard

A retarded person from Pontefract. Usually didnt make GCSE level due to been partially inbred/too much of a general gobshite to learn anything useful in life. Generally has dumb opinions and rates success as to how much the fellow retard army backs them in likes.

Lynzi is a successful PontTard she works enough part time to pay her rent top up and feed her kids fast food. Lynzi has an iPhone 8 with 32GB of data so she can make five word mis-spelled comments on Facebook. In the hierachy of PontTard's Lynzi has 'made it' & is 'living the der-eam'

by purpleakismishapedpipe May 6, 2019

potterdelphia

A group of nerds that meet on the third Sunday of every month and talk about Harry Potter in Philadelphia. They are nerds, and the discussions often deter to even nerdier topics like Lord of the Rings, etc.

Person 1: Hey you, do you think Harry Potter is the 7th horcrux?
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? Go to a Potterdelphia meeting.

by Filius Flitwick January 24, 2007

Pootard

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

by kathnobath July 12, 2009

Pootard

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

by twitch___ March 10, 2005