Postboredem

When one destroys all negative energy through true balance and one matromoney to be create in matramoney with an improbably but perfect being.

Postboredem

by Titus dyfilid February 10, 2019

Cock Postpone

To temporarily be cock blocked.

Jeff took 15 minutes to leave the room when I brought that girl back, I still banged her after he left, but he cock postponed me

by UAGDWOOF November 29, 2010

postpwned

1. To be pwned after the fact.
2. pownage after the fact.

Teddy was postpwned 2 days after the initial pwnage

by $pikalus Mencia February 14, 2008

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018

Postroadigan

A male/female that is from post road

“Girl where you from” ? “shiiid bitch I’m a postroadigan”

by Konniethaindiaimal December 4, 2018

postpone

I dont even know

I postpone on my test.

by Yeta❤ May 7, 2018

Postpwned

When the difference of who wins a soccer game is determined by a single goal, the goal which would have tied or won the game, the ball hits the goalpost causing that team to lose or tie the game by a mere inch or so.

Jon: Did your team win the soccer game this morning?

Avery: No, we got postpwned. With two minutes to go, we were down 2-1, and my shot bounced right off the post.

Jon: Ouch, that sucks.

by AWH Referee June 10, 2009