high-postin'

To front and/or profile; act like you got game; pose like you know the word; to boast, show off.
Possibly derived from basketball terminology; to high post is to position one's self offensively at the top of key. This can be taken as an affront to the defensive player's defensive prowess.

Mos Def says, "...I'm from Brooklyn
certain shit you just don't do
like
high-postin' when you far from
or like
high postin' when you all alone..."

by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

Straight Postin

The Act of Posting; to post up at a party; to look fresh at a club and wait for the action (ladies) to come to you; Chilling

I was straight postin at the club last night.

What are you doing? Straight postin.

by Romanocheese October 5, 2009

Phone Postin

The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.

Nicholas is always driving around and phone postin.

by Nick Steri November 6, 2020

Straight-postin

Just another word for hanging out, chillen, or smoking a joint.

We are just straight-postin.

by Copper. P March 18, 2009

Stop Posting about among us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

by woohoowi March 26, 2021

Posti

A Posti is a german streamer who's got a tendency to butcher names. While the women struggle to resist a Posti's smile, laugh and outgoing personality, they're often pushed away by his terrible jokes and odd addiction to kuva farming. Posti can be used as both an adjective and a noun.

I've been streaming kuva farming all day today, I feel like such a Posti!

I saw a name appear and pronounced it backwards, really Posti'd that name.

by TwitchDrops January 14, 2019

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018