postmodernism

Imagine that on everyone's hand there is a penis and a vagina. Now imagine what it would be like to shake hands with someone.

Fred: Hi, I'm Fred Derkowitz, nice to meet you.
Bob: Hi Fred I'm Bob. Oh God.
Fred: That feels amazing.
Bob: L’important, c’est que le sexe n’ait pas été seulement affaire de sensation et de plaisir, de loi ou d’interdiction, mais aussi de vrai et de faux. Postmodernism booyakasha.

by Josh12345 May 29, 2007

Pissboner

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.

Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.

by djdurdy September 20, 2009

postbonoculus

A retard or a really spasticated person

Billy : You see that neek over there?
George : Yeah he looks like a postbonoculus

by Scemzy March 28, 2019

Postboning

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

by Mr. Pizza Man October 1, 2011

Pokéboner

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Postpone YIG Depression

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.

-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers

by dama21 August 12, 2012

postmodernism

Postmodernism is a movement thought up by the French, and promulgated by academics which has contributed massively to all of our lives by:

1) ensuring that no child going to school in the 70s and 80s was taught grammar
2) confusing the hell out of, causing to fail, and generally annoying any uni student studying philosophy or law
3) of course the veracity of (1) and (2) depend on context, and truth is subjective, and as all meanings are a product of both THE MAN and THE SYSTEM what you say is only valid from your own point of view as is this whole urban dictionary entry, anyway

All the people who thought this up, and continue to promulgate it, and make people write essays about it, will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

The planes flying into the twin towers didn't cause them to burst into flames and collapse, using a different frame of reference, in accordance with postmodernism, the towers collapsed of their own accord in line with the inevitable consequences of capitalism

by MichelF October 4, 2007