Position 7

A variety of date rape drug that not only knocks your partner out cold, but also leaves them sleeping croached over on their knees face down with both hands spreading their cheeks wide.

Tom - Dude, what did you do with the P-7 I gave you earlier.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.

by Alexander Morgan May 30, 2006

position 17

Position 17 is also known as the spread eagle. This term was used in the Broadway play,"cell block tango"

I found him in position 17, the spread eagle. So he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times
He had it comin'

by Captain Morgan 420 July 19, 2017

Position 669

When two people 69 while a third does one of them up the ass.

I was spooning with Raven when Jessie came in and we did position 669.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...

Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004

Position/Inquisition?

A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.

Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?

Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....

Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?

Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?

Friend 1: What's ur position?

Friend 2: Hell No! Period!

Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?

Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!

Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...

by Liqr1 August 22, 2010

position 70

when you are engaging in sexual activity while playing a video game

"Crispy, what r u doin?"
"Position 70 with my dad"

by BIG MARV AND BRANHAM June 23, 2009

Position 99

What French people call spooning or theoretically, any sex position in which both partners have bodies parallel, facing in the same direction.

The second best position is position 99.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018