positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive

you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!

by zEli March 10, 2005

Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

positive pete

Someone who is overly positive all the time, even when the situation warrants some negativity.

God damn it he just won't quit being a positive pete!

by Skyler Vilt December 13, 2008

posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

playing position

usually refers to the storage of a stringed instrument (i.e. guitar, violin). When resting, a stringed instrument kept within a case in the playing position may stay in tune more effectively, since its parts will have less adjusting to do when the instrument is being played.

Guitarists should keep their instruments in a hard case, storing it long-ways in the playing position so that the instrument looks just like it would if it were being held and played.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

POSIMOSH

Expressing one's emotion through dance at a heavy rock concert. Using violent and frenzied movements whilst showing complete respect and courtesy to those around you. You're all there for the same reason- enjoyment and fun.
-not being a douche bag.

*at a local show*
bob- hey, see that meat head slamming into everyone in the pit?

jim- yeah, what an asshole.

bob- let's get our posimosh on and enjoy the rest of the show with our friends.

jim- good plan, I have respect for those around me.

by xedx_moshtache July 12, 2011