1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
by Crapper July 22, 2008
Get the Jack Bauer Power Dump mug.Steven: *Power draging the cigg*
Josh: Wow you would power drag it.
Steven: Wow i would be doing that just to see how long i can drag it.
Josh: You know that's a waste of a cigarette dude and it will taste like shit when you do that.
Steven: Wow i would not care and wow it would be fun.
Josh: *Punches Steven multiple times*
Josh: Wow you would power drag it.
Steven: Wow i would be doing that just to see how long i can drag it.
Josh: You know that's a waste of a cigarette dude and it will taste like shit when you do that.
Steven: Wow i would not care and wow it would be fun.
Josh: *Punches Steven multiple times*
by Ashisthashit September 13, 2011
Get the Power Drag mug.That ring of unshaved hair that clings to a balding man’s pate. Worn by real men who don't want to try hiding their baldness by shaving it all off. The hairstyle of people in charge.
Ed Harris is probably the best example of this haircut and he's pretty damn badass.
Ed Harris is probably the best example of this haircut and he's pretty damn badass.
by CaptStubing January 12, 2011
Get the power donut mug.A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions.
Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.
Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.
Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'.
Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights.
by Captain Cheese Head September 25, 2010
Get the Power drinking mug.When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts
by LUkeAss January 10, 2004
Get the power dump mug.The poker donkey has replaced the poker fish. In the olden days of poker (before 1999) the bad players were called fish. Now a days they are called a donkey.
A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.
A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.
But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.
Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.
A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.
A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.
But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.
Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.
That guy is a fucking poker donkey. If I ever play cards like those, I'd be a donkey. You won that hand playing like a donkey.
by pokerdonkey August 23, 2006
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by K1CKTH3PUPPY July 9, 2011
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