portmantorgasm

1. the extreme sense of accomplishment one experiences when one comes up with portmanteau or blend of words

2. the same being experienced when one finally understands a portmanteau

Timothy had a portmantorgasm in the middle of the cafeteria after realizing that "spork" came from "spoon" and "fork".

by hazardcat May 2, 2010

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

natalie portman

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.

by Jedi421 January 6, 2009

Portsmanshi

Weird, strange, abstract, unusual, not always bad, just different.

1. The movie was okay, but it was sort of portsmanshi.

2. That guy, although portsmanshi, is quite hot

by ZangyTangy3 November 21, 2010

Portmaning

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015

The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011

portmanbreau

All bro-related puns that take the form of portmanteaus, eg: 'bromance,' 'broment' or 'Bromeo.'

"So me and my bro are on the brofa, trying to read about Bronald Reagan, bröt instead we brocrastinate and watch 'Knocked Up' with Seth Brogen. Dude, it's brotally a bromantic comedy, bro."

"Yikes, lighten up with the portmanbreaus, okay?"

by w storie February 12, 2009