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Posturing Pete

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.
We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.
by briantroy December 20, 2009
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Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not
He's ploitering
by Harden_soul June 8, 2016
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poultering

Poultering is when a woman takes it from all angles from all her fellow co-workers. As she receives their loads she makes a wookie call and presents her self to the customers after.
We just had a realy good poultering session with that bitch.
by Ryuman2307 October 15, 2017
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Paltering

Paltering (gerund or verb) and palter (verb) refer to an extremely common practice of lying and deceiving with true statements. Probably the most common form of paltering (especially among politicians and interviewees on media) is answering a challenging or embarrassing question with a statement which is true but does not address the original question. Frustrated questioners sense the lie, but instead of identifying the paltering, often rephrase and repeat their original question. Strangely, very few know this word and its phenomenon, thinking a lie must be only a misstatement of fact. Check out a long scholarly article on paltering at www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/psp-pspi0000081.pdf .
By subtle paltering, the witness at a Senate hearing avoided all the challenging and important questions that Senators directed his way, leaving the Senators with a sense of confusion and frustration.
by billdc June 4, 2018
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Posturing

Taking a position of defense whether verbally or physically.
She started posturing when her definition of hip-hop was disputed.
by CapriceClassic June 10, 2009
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porkeling

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.
His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef
by Thomas J April 4, 2006
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Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.
The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.
by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018
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