portrait of a blank slate

absolute fucking banger by lovejoy

person 1: "did you hear Lovejoy's new song, portrait of a blank slate?"
person 2: "Yeah it's such a banger innit"

by Extreme wilbur soot simp #real October 6, 2023

couch porntato

Someone who spends most of their time laying on the couch masterbaiting to pornography.

I tried to get John to come to game but he said no of course. He’s such a couch porntato!!

by Tcan73 October 9, 2018

porncraft

A Mod to the very addicting game World of warcraft that makes the female characters anatomically correct, so that the basement virgins don't even have to stop playing to find porn on the Internet. thank you random illegal mod makers, you are solving the worlds over population problems by keeping the nerds virgins for life, i mean who needs real girls who will judge you for your bad taste in clothing and lack of social abilities when you can cyber with a guy pretending to be a girl whos got a naked character?

Random basement virgin: wow look that Night Elf is naked, this game isent warcraft its Porncraft, i never have to see the sun again...MOM MORE HOT POCKETS NOW!!!

by Sammy PK. December 14, 2006

Cellph Portrait

A Self Portrait of a Blogger or Member of a Social Networking Site taken by pointing a cell phone camera at thier reflection in a mirror.

Drew didnt have any good photos of himself to upload to his blog, so he snapped a quick cellph portrait in the mirror.

by Josh Bartman May 29, 2008

Porncrastinating

To waste time on the internets viewing porn.

Sorry, I gotta get back to my job at the SEC. I've been porncrastinating all day.

by SHAKAKIELY July 10, 2010

Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

porntracted

when your distracted by porn

I was doing my homework but then i got porntracted.

by loveeeeeee January 11, 2009