poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

by b14ze February 15, 2009

pornobabbling

A simplistic speech pattern, used as foreplay, which occurs as a direct result of blood being diverted from brain to penis; rendering the male brain relatively useless in devising a charming and innovative monologue as a means of getting into a woman's pants.

As soon as Janice said, "Let's go back to my place," Bob started pornobabbling about "buttering her muffin" and ruined her mood.

by the honest tooth January 7, 2011

Pornate

Recording over precious family type moments with dirty, filthy, beastly, porn.

We sat down to watch family home videos with granny only to be horrified to find Uncle Jack had pornated the footage. Boner.

by I'm into FUPA's March 2, 2009

Porneatery

When someone sick with a gastrointestinal bug or on a diet watches Food Network and covets.

Bob has had the stomach bug for a week and I caught him yesterday watching Guy Fieri and engaging in porneatery.

I hate Sharrons diet, all she does is watch Alton Brown and porneat.

by UnapologeticApologetic January 21, 2011

Pornomatic

Something that is so sexy it only belongs in a porno.

While Jill and Lisa were making out, Joe yelled out "PORNOMATIC!"

by Demineonz February 26, 2009

pornbyte

The measurement of disk space on your computer of how much porn you have stored. Basically, the accumulation of time spent on your Friday and Saturday nights in a mathematical output.

Dude, I've got 200 pornbytes of porn on my computer.

by The Other Lebowski January 27, 2014

Pornicater

To engage in sexual activities while unmarried and that is filmed.

Mary really pornicater her relationship with don.

by Dr.russell April 29, 2019