pornized

Somebody who is under PORN influence. Addicted to porn person. (i.e. batpized, organized....pornized)

You are fucking pornized! Stop downloading this crap!

by Mironius August 25, 2007

Pornie eyes

The eyes of a pornie (someone who watches porn all the time).

Mike scares chicks away because he always looks at them with his pornie eyes.

by Dancy Nancy March 12, 2009

pornie

1. one who is, or has been, involved in pornographic films or TV shows

1. I divorced my wife because I found out she was a dirty pornie.

by Frank Herdlin May 21, 2004

porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

by I believe in pink January 11, 2019

Pornsite

A platform/ website that provides client with useful videos

Zola just opened his official pornsite

by Omenixi March 30, 2020