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Full Porker

The act of watching your wife fuck in a barn with several sweaty rednecks with their dicks doused in liquid pig fat
Alex watched the local farmers give his wife Oana a full porker yesterday
- Did you know that Lucia was given a full porker last night?
by BogusAnalus January 20, 2022
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porkeling

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane
"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."
by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008
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Porket

The pocket you put your bacon in.
I'll keep this bacon in my porket for later.
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Wow dude, I just totally destroyed my friendship in Pokkén Tournament. #worthit
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pokenose

Interfere in another entity’s business
Do not let anyone pokenose in your marital affairs
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Tangy Porker

When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack,crevice and orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as much sweat and smell from the depths of the afore mentioned areas, afterwhich you take said finger and with one swift,firm motion wipe along the top lip(just under the nostrils) of the tool in question, leaving a very distinct and informative aroma multiplied in informativness if the said tool is sporting a moustache.
After deciding that Gregory had been a total twat the day before, Nigel,remembering that he hadn`t had a shower for about 2 days decided that a tangy porker was in order, especially as Gregory had elevated his toolness by sporting a moustache.
by JoBoomBoom May 22, 2009
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