Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 12, 2010

pork sword

a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!

by D. Hine November 19, 2003

pork sword

Male genetalia of a hanging nature!

Chad sharpened his pork sword!

by Porkie January 18, 2005

pork swords

An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.

Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.

by Ryver August 03, 2006

pork sword

penis

slang name for male penis

"that man has a large pork sword"

by Sammii J July 11, 2008

pork sword

penis; boy parts; tube steak

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 04, 2008

Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 01, 2016