Popularity

A thing that only asshats have.

Pop: like oooommmggg did you see what that landwhale Beatrice was wearing! Like kys! She like, has 0 popularity
Me:you're a ducking asshat you shit

by Phil swift November 25, 2017

popularity

The state of being popular. Considered to be over-rated by those who can't achieve it.

Geeks only say that high school popularity is over-rated 'cause they can't have it.

by BBQ September 2, 2008

Popularity

Here Jordan Peterson is doing what he always does and conflating popularity with mental health.

Hym "It 'rings true' but it isn't actually true. What he's describing there is popularity Joe. His literally convincing the popular kid that his popularity is ordained by God. That mental health IS that popularity. 'If you were mentally health you would be getting whatever you want out of life!' He's completely full of shit."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Popularity Contest

noun- any high school class president election - ever.

Even though Joe was more fitting to be class president, John won solely because his good looks were enough to win a popularity contest.

by Corn Flake October 26, 2006

Popularity sociopath

A person who flatters his way into high social standing and mimics the behavior and actions of popular people while at the same time being entirely oblivious to basic social cues.

"Why did that friend of your s just give me a high five and ask me if I wanted drugs and to do sex?" "Oh that's Randolph. He's a popularity sociopath. He probably saw somebody do that in a movie."

by Gayscene July 20, 2017

Popularity Status

What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)

Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD

by ForgeousChic101 July 22, 2011

Popularity Whore

A person just like a regualar whore but dosent sleep with people. A person who copys other people because they think that will make them popular. It doesnt, it just annoys people. see PW

Popularity Whore: omg nice earings..ive got 10
person: wut a Popularity Whore!
Popularity whore: omgosh u cant have it so im going to buy it!
Popularity Whore: what are u guys talking about????
Ppl: None of your bussiness

by dgama June 1, 2006