poopsurf

Browse the internet while using the restroom, specifically while pooping. Typically performed with a smartphone, but sometimes with laptops.

I had to take a dump and hadn't read the news yet, so I poopsurfed.

Where's my cellphone, I need it to poopsurf.

Thank God for poopsurfing, because my two favorite things are shitting and email.

by mrbigulls2 January 6, 2010

popout season

A time from December 19 - January 1st were you pop out and tell everyone who your dating and show them off like they mean the world to you✊🏼💞

Man I can’t wait for popout season me and my lil mama’s finna pop out .

by Bloutycaden March 25, 2020

mt. poopsuvius

A large pile of fecal matter, generally peaking over the water in the toilet.

I always make mt. poopsuvius the day after Thanksgiving.

by wsender December 23, 2009

poosungi

poosungi issa badman

poosungi nuh poosunging

by poosungilover3000 January 19, 2023

poopsucka

one who proceeds to swallow entire turds whole and love it.

Dillon, YOU ARE A POOPSUCKA!

by fuckinpoop March 22, 2003

popoquazy

Those people that try to copy off your style. Leik... OMG! I went to the leik and waz leik YAll sucha POPOQUAZY!

YAll sucha POPOQUAZY!

Smokin' them popoquazies

What the fuck is a popopopopopoquazy?!?!?

by Jawnpopoquazy November 23, 2006

poosum

A lovely snuggly black and white fluffy cat or kitten

What a lovely poosum!

by hyeemy February 16, 2009