poopsurf

Browse the internet while using the restroom, specifically while pooping. Typically performed with a smartphone, but sometimes with laptops.

I had to take a dump and hadn't read the news yet, so I poopsurfed.

Where's my cellphone, I need it to poopsurf.

Thank God for poopsurfing, because my two favorite things are shitting and email.

by mrbigulls2 January 6, 2010

Poonsurfing

To look at pictures of pussy on the internet.

John: "Hey man, I'm headed out, you wanna come?"
Mike: "No thanks dude, I'm poonsurfing but can you pick me up some kleenex while you're out?"

by Sticky Fingered Pete August 12, 2010