poonster

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

Party Poopster

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves

Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

Asking, presumably a female, someone whether or not they enjoy masturbating whilst simultaneously pooping.

do you like to poopsterbate bby?

by TheStanners April 18, 2014

poopster

Variation of the word "puppy". "Puppy" becomes "poopy", and therefore "poopy" becomes "poopster" by the nature of human beings to add a -ster at the end of everything.

The poopster is out there chasing her tail.

by Ken December 25, 2003

pooster

poor white trash loser bums that dig in garbage

look at that dude he is a pooster he is in the dumpster

by David Kravitz December 4, 2005

Poopster

A gay, little emo kid who is on the feminine side and likes anal sex (receiving it)

Oh Man that josh is such a POOPSTER

by Ryan Heckard November 19, 2006

poopsterbate

Invented in the year 10,567 BC by a scribe named Rich Siegel, this form of self-amusement has a long storied yet secret history. Sort of like the Masons and their lore, but people don't talk about it as much. From ancient times, people have been sexually aroused by their own poop and pleasured themselves in various ways while pooping, to further enhance the experience.

"I'm sorry I'm late," said Rich. "I had to poopsterbate in the bathroom again."

by happy bun bun May 14, 2014