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Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007
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pootang clan

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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Portmanteauwned

Adj.: Port-maun-TONED.

Used to describe being targeted by a particularly clever insult or witticism that uses a portmanteau, or combination of two or more words, as a punchline. It can also be used sarcastically, for example after an especially weak pun.

The word is a portmanteau itself, of "portmanteau" and "owned." As a result, timely usage of the word can count as an example of itself.
"Dude, there's a poltergeist in my chicken coop!"
"Don't you mean a...poultrygiest?"
"Oh, shit, I've been portmanteauwned!"
by Lazy Shell February 1, 2013
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Freudian Portmanteau

When a Freudian Slip occurs whitin a single word and it forms a new word out of two or more words that previously existed separately.
Freudian Portmanteau: "These Notifuckations won't go away!"
by WhyteBeard August 12, 2016
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pootang pie

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004
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dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box
I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!
by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015
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poorman's bundle

when you buy high speed internet for 35 dollars a month then proceed to spend $8 a month for Netflix and $12 a year for a Magic Jack phone line and using your computer with hdmi hooked to your digital tv to watch your favorite cable shows for free. Thus Spending $43 a month rather than the cable company's $100
"Screw the cable company brother! I'm going with the poorman's bundle.
by tla1982 December 1, 2011
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